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Officespeak: The Win-Win Guide to Touching Base, Getting the Ball Rolling, and Thinking Inside the Box

D.W. Martin

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Description:Do you feel like putting a bullet through your head every time your boss tells you to "quarterback this one for me, champ"? Do you find yourself resisting the urge to put a chokehold on colleagues who use the phrases "on the same page" or "no-brainer" or "going forward" in a sentence? Are you often tempted to tamper with the messages on the motivational signs HR posts around the office? Or to plant subliminal messages in the legal disclaimer that's attached to every e-mail you send? Well, then "Officespeak" is the book for you! This hilarious, tongue-in-cheek guide to deciphering and manipulating the language of the workplace includes such helpful hints as:The best (and worst) answers to the question, "What's your biggest weakness?"Sprucing up your job title and personalizing your business cardsBeing "swamped" and other key phrases for diverting responsibilityMaking up verbs to convey power, decisiveness, and initiative in the boardroomMastering the fine art of interrupting with such foolproof expressions as "good point" and "borrriiinnnggg"AND MANY MORE!Just remember, there's no "I" in team...but there sure as hell is one in "You're hired!"We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Officespeak: The Win-Win Guide to Touching Base, Getting the Ball Rolling, and Thinking Inside the Box. To get started finding Officespeak: The Win-Win Guide to Touching Base, Getting the Ball Rolling, and Thinking Inside the Box, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Description: Do you feel like putting a bullet through your head every time your boss tells you to "quarterback this one for me, champ"? Do you find yourself resisting the urge to put a chokehold on colleagues who use the phrases "on the same page" or "no-brainer" or "going forward" in a sentence? Are you often tempted to tamper with the messages on the motivational signs HR posts around the office? Or to plant subliminal messages in the legal disclaimer that's attached to every e-mail you send? Well, then "Officespeak" is the book for you! This hilarious, tongue-in-cheek guide to deciphering and manipulating the language of the workplace includes such helpful hints as:The best (and worst) answers to the question, "What's your biggest weakness?"Sprucing up your job title and personalizing your business cardsBeing "swamped" and other key phrases for diverting responsibilityMaking up verbs to convey power, decisiveness, and initiative in the boardroomMastering the fine art of interrupting with such foolproof expressions as "good point" and "borrriiinnnggg"AND MANY MORE!Just remember, there's no "I" in team...but there sure as hell is one in "You're hired!"We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Officespeak: The Win-Win Guide to Touching Base, Getting the Ball Rolling, and Thinking Inside the Box. To get started finding Officespeak: The Win-Win Guide to Touching Base, Getting the Ball Rolling, and Thinking Inside the Box, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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