Read Moby Dickhead: or, the White Zombie Whale

Moby Dickhead: or, the White Zombie Whale

Kelly Jameson

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Description:EXHILARATING! A PARODY OF GINORMOUS PROPORTIONS! Moby Dick: or, the White Whale, was written by Herman Melville in 1851. Now considered a great American novel, it's ripe for zombification. The adventures of Fishpail aboard the randy sailing vessel P-God, commanded by a fellow called Captain Ascab, are heretofore set down as never before as the crew chases the big, fat, stinky, blubbery, white zombie whale that bit off Ascab's leg—and still hungers for his brain. Ascab is bent on revenge. Even zombie hermit crabs, undead sharks, too much Spaghetto, a sea of bad puns, foul language, and urbandictionary.com slang, cruel fart jokes, exploding gallbladders, cannibals, and parking tickets will not deter him. He will find Moby Dickhead and destroy him, because Moby Dickhead's a really big, undead dickhead. So quit your blubbering and read this classic tale. You know you've had it on your chum bucket list forever. So just do it. Now. Rated T.I., for Totally ImmatureWe have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Moby Dickhead: or, the White Zombie Whale. To get started finding Moby Dickhead: or, the White Zombie Whale, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Pages: 712

Format: PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition

Publisher: Createspace

Release: 2012

ISBN: 1479151483

Description: EXHILARATING! A PARODY OF GINORMOUS PROPORTIONS! Moby Dick: or, the White Whale, was written by Herman Melville in 1851. Now considered a great American novel, it's ripe for zombification. The adventures of Fishpail aboard the randy sailing vessel P-God, commanded by a fellow called Captain Ascab, are heretofore set down as never before as the crew chases the big, fat, stinky, blubbery, white zombie whale that bit off Ascab's leg—and still hungers for his brain. Ascab is bent on revenge. Even zombie hermit crabs, undead sharks, too much Spaghetto, a sea of bad puns, foul language, and urbandictionary.com slang, cruel fart jokes, exploding gallbladders, cannibals, and parking tickets will not deter him. He will find Moby Dickhead and destroy him, because Moby Dickhead's a really big, undead dickhead. So quit your blubbering and read this classic tale. You know you've had it on your chum bucket list forever. So just do it. Now. Rated T.I., for Totally ImmatureWe have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Moby Dickhead: or, the White Zombie Whale. To get started finding Moby Dickhead: or, the White Zombie Whale, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
Our library is the biggest of these that have literally hundreds of thousands of different products represented.

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