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Description:When action movie star Thor Lobo thwarts a gang of murderous car-jackers on a dark highway near a small Florida town, he vows to make a movie of the shoot-out. But before this cinematic blockbuster gets underway, Thor is killed, struck by lightning on the golf course.The locals flip out, insisting that since God took their leading man, The Almighty owes them something of comparable greatness.Suddenly, a bulldozer turns up old bones in a sandy lot. Before science—or sanity—can speak, the bones are declared the earthly remains of “The Original Adam and Eve, locked in a lover’s embrace.” And the surrounding scrub land? That’s the sanctified “Holy Garden of Eden.”In thoroughly Florida fashion, a bunch of old bones and acres of sun-burnt sand are enough to justify a theme park. Rivaling anything in Orlando, The Holy Garden of Eden Faith & Fun Park immediately gushes cash on a loaves-and-fishes scale.Everyone in town wants a piece of it. And will kill to get it.Forget shooting, stabbing, choking, and cement shoes. These greedy predators use trigger-happy cops, collapsing buildings, arson, firing squads, S&M rape, and heavily armed “patriots.”Add horny, corrupt Cletus W. Donner (Governor of Florida and Presidential shoo-in), along with…“Florida’s former Cheerleader of the Year, now First Lady of the State, an internationally recognized Mary Kay representative, who’s been awarded three pink Cadillacs, and a sexy bitch in her own right…my beautiful wife, Donna Wanda Fonda Donner.”This is just the beginning. Add a billion-dollar mega-church with a deep secret, a sex-addict developer, an insanely profitable casino, a surprise ending, and enough sex, death, stupidity, avarice, Second Amendment nuttiness, and kooky “miracles” to leave no doubt that Florida is a hot boiling blend of everything that’s funny—and frightening—in America today.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Death Wears Flip-Flops. To get started finding Death Wears Flip-Flops, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Description: When action movie star Thor Lobo thwarts a gang of murderous car-jackers on a dark highway near a small Florida town, he vows to make a movie of the shoot-out. But before this cinematic blockbuster gets underway, Thor is killed, struck by lightning on the golf course.The locals flip out, insisting that since God took their leading man, The Almighty owes them something of comparable greatness.Suddenly, a bulldozer turns up old bones in a sandy lot. Before science—or sanity—can speak, the bones are declared the earthly remains of “The Original Adam and Eve, locked in a lover’s embrace.” And the surrounding scrub land? That’s the sanctified “Holy Garden of Eden.”In thoroughly Florida fashion, a bunch of old bones and acres of sun-burnt sand are enough to justify a theme park. Rivaling anything in Orlando, The Holy Garden of Eden Faith & Fun Park immediately gushes cash on a loaves-and-fishes scale.Everyone in town wants a piece of it. And will kill to get it.Forget shooting, stabbing, choking, and cement shoes. These greedy predators use trigger-happy cops, collapsing buildings, arson, firing squads, S&M rape, and heavily armed “patriots.”Add horny, corrupt Cletus W. Donner (Governor of Florida and Presidential shoo-in), along with…“Florida’s former Cheerleader of the Year, now First Lady of the State, an internationally recognized Mary Kay representative, who’s been awarded three pink Cadillacs, and a sexy bitch in her own right…my beautiful wife, Donna Wanda Fonda Donner.”This is just the beginning. Add a billion-dollar mega-church with a deep secret, a sex-addict developer, an insanely profitable casino, a surprise ending, and enough sex, death, stupidity, avarice, Second Amendment nuttiness, and kooky “miracles” to leave no doubt that Florida is a hot boiling blend of everything that’s funny—and frightening—in America today.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Death Wears Flip-Flops. To get started finding Death Wears Flip-Flops, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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