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There's a Centaur in My Barn

Suzanne Struthers

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Description:Romance... with a twistStory Excerpt:“Chloe, don't be frightened,” the whatever-it-was-who-had-once-been-her-horse said to her, and Chloe wasn't so far gone into shock that she didn't recognize that the words the horse-man had just said were perhaps the stupidest thing she'd ever heard her entire life, bar-none.“Frightened?!” her mouth asked, before her brain could stop it. “Now what on Earth could possibly be frightening about walking into my barn to find that my horse has suddenly been photoshopped into an extra for Clash of the Titans?! On no, I'm not frightened... I'm wondering if I'm even awake or stuck in one of those vivid dreams that just seem really, really real. What even are you?! And what have you done to Max?! Is this one of those practical joke prank shows? Am I being Punk'd?”“I assure you, I'm very real, and for the time being I am a centaur, though I hope it won’t last very long,” Max the human-horse said, putting his palms up in a sign of universal peace, or surrender, or whatever palms-held-up-in-the-air-as-if-to-ward-off-an-attack meant. Chloe didn't much care. What she did care about was that her horse was talking to her. In English.And there was the whole sporting-a-human-head-and-torso thing. She cared about that, too. How on Earth would she explain that to her veterinarian?Maybe the doctor was right. Maybe she did have to lay off the caffeine.*****This short story is meant to be part of a collection of fairy tale-type stories for adults set in modern times, in other words “Modern Fairy Tales for the Fairy Tale Jaded”. They’re sassy, not entirely reverent and chock full of pop culture references. Buy now and immerse yourself in the type of fantasy which features a protagonist who comes complete with a backbone and an arsenal of one-liners.Immerse yourself in a fairy tale for the fairy tale jaded (then come back and peruse the other titles in the collection). But most of all... enjoy the journey!We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with There's a Centaur in My Barn. To get started finding There's a Centaur in My Barn, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Description: Romance... with a twistStory Excerpt:“Chloe, don't be frightened,” the whatever-it-was-who-had-once-been-her-horse said to her, and Chloe wasn't so far gone into shock that she didn't recognize that the words the horse-man had just said were perhaps the stupidest thing she'd ever heard her entire life, bar-none.“Frightened?!” her mouth asked, before her brain could stop it. “Now what on Earth could possibly be frightening about walking into my barn to find that my horse has suddenly been photoshopped into an extra for Clash of the Titans?! On no, I'm not frightened... I'm wondering if I'm even awake or stuck in one of those vivid dreams that just seem really, really real. What even are you?! And what have you done to Max?! Is this one of those practical joke prank shows? Am I being Punk'd?”“I assure you, I'm very real, and for the time being I am a centaur, though I hope it won’t last very long,” Max the human-horse said, putting his palms up in a sign of universal peace, or surrender, or whatever palms-held-up-in-the-air-as-if-to-ward-off-an-attack meant. Chloe didn't much care. What she did care about was that her horse was talking to her. In English.And there was the whole sporting-a-human-head-and-torso thing. She cared about that, too. How on Earth would she explain that to her veterinarian?Maybe the doctor was right. Maybe she did have to lay off the caffeine.*****This short story is meant to be part of a collection of fairy tale-type stories for adults set in modern times, in other words “Modern Fairy Tales for the Fairy Tale Jaded”. They’re sassy, not entirely reverent and chock full of pop culture references. Buy now and immerse yourself in the type of fantasy which features a protagonist who comes complete with a backbone and an arsenal of one-liners.Immerse yourself in a fairy tale for the fairy tale jaded (then come back and peruse the other titles in the collection). But most of all... enjoy the journey!We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with There's a Centaur in My Barn. To get started finding There's a Centaur in My Barn, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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