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Fanatics and Fun-Onions

Martin D. Gibbs

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Description:Can Perfect Hair and Scathing Wit Save the Universe? Perhaps, but only if there is enough Zinc Oxide. François-Marie Arouet, known to the world as Voltaire, is back in action. The cleaver-wielding philosopher finds himself at the mercy of two sworn enemies, pitchfork-wielding Fun-Onion farmers, Marcel Proust, and a dead-sexy, psychotic girlfriend. This bizarro tale is a wild ride along an onion, complete with rug burns, coffee stains, motorcycles, and HEAVY METAL! Love and death are one; they soak through the pages of this tale. And Voltaire will find that death is a soft, silky river, at the bottom of which lies the key to ultimate destruction. Will he choose to dominate the world or to save it? Or will he be sued by every band, corporation, and legal entity that he has pissed off? Blending literature, philosophy, kick-ass action, and a little sorcery, Fanatics and Fun-Onions is a powerful story that will have you on the edge of your seat. Or perhaps it will make you smile. Or throw up. Or all of the above. Did we mention the HEAVY METAL?We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Fanatics and Fun-Onions. To get started finding Fanatics and Fun-Onions, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Pages: 174

Format: PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition

Publisher: —

Release: 2014

ISBN: 0988712113

Description: Can Perfect Hair and Scathing Wit Save the Universe? Perhaps, but only if there is enough Zinc Oxide. François-Marie Arouet, known to the world as Voltaire, is back in action. The cleaver-wielding philosopher finds himself at the mercy of two sworn enemies, pitchfork-wielding Fun-Onion farmers, Marcel Proust, and a dead-sexy, psychotic girlfriend. This bizarro tale is a wild ride along an onion, complete with rug burns, coffee stains, motorcycles, and HEAVY METAL! Love and death are one; they soak through the pages of this tale. And Voltaire will find that death is a soft, silky river, at the bottom of which lies the key to ultimate destruction. Will he choose to dominate the world or to save it? Or will he be sued by every band, corporation, and legal entity that he has pissed off? Blending literature, philosophy, kick-ass action, and a little sorcery, Fanatics and Fun-Onions is a powerful story that will have you on the edge of your seat. Or perhaps it will make you smile. Or throw up. Or all of the above. Did we mention the HEAVY METAL?We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Fanatics and Fun-Onions. To get started finding Fanatics and Fun-Onions, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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