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Unclench Me Softly

Gwendoline Rose

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Description:“It’s like Eat, Pray, Love—but with group sponge baths and better orgasms.” —A woman who left her husband for a man she met during Rage Yoga™“Hot, hilarious, and suspiciously accurate about men and emotions. I highlighted every filthily sacred line. My Kindle is pregnant.” —@SmudgedandSatisfied on BookTokA spiritually chaotic, accidentally sexy Reverse Harem romantic comedy with rituals, robes, and more emotional healing than I legally intended.Hi. I’m Bliss.Yes, that’s my real name.No, I don’t want to talk about it.Here’s what you need to I inherited a crumbling “spiritual wellness retreat” in the woods.It came with back taxes, a clamshell-shaped steam dome, and a vulva pond.To save it from demolition, I launched a fake men’s retreat called The Five Pillars of Divine Masculine Surrender™.Then five emotionally constipated, spiritually smoldering men actually signed up.And showed up.With abs.Now I’m running group howling circles, designing bullshit rituals on the fly, and trying not to spiritually marry all five of them just because they finally unclenched during Rage Yoga and learned how to hold space.It was supposed to be a scam.It might be a cult now.And I might be in love with every single man here.Including the one who’s probably investigating me. And the one who blindfolded me with my own robe belt and called it emotional realignment. And the one who brings snacks.It’s fine.Everything is fine.We have a bonfire ceremony planned. There’s a newsletter. We’re soft now.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Unclench Me Softly. To get started finding Unclench Me Softly, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Description: “It’s like Eat, Pray, Love—but with group sponge baths and better orgasms.” —A woman who left her husband for a man she met during Rage Yoga™“Hot, hilarious, and suspiciously accurate about men and emotions. I highlighted every filthily sacred line. My Kindle is pregnant.” —@SmudgedandSatisfied on BookTokA spiritually chaotic, accidentally sexy Reverse Harem romantic comedy with rituals, robes, and more emotional healing than I legally intended.Hi. I’m Bliss.Yes, that’s my real name.No, I don’t want to talk about it.Here’s what you need to I inherited a crumbling “spiritual wellness retreat” in the woods.It came with back taxes, a clamshell-shaped steam dome, and a vulva pond.To save it from demolition, I launched a fake men’s retreat called The Five Pillars of Divine Masculine Surrender™.Then five emotionally constipated, spiritually smoldering men actually signed up.And showed up.With abs.Now I’m running group howling circles, designing bullshit rituals on the fly, and trying not to spiritually marry all five of them just because they finally unclenched during Rage Yoga and learned how to hold space.It was supposed to be a scam.It might be a cult now.And I might be in love with every single man here.Including the one who’s probably investigating me. And the one who blindfolded me with my own robe belt and called it emotional realignment. And the one who brings snacks.It’s fine.Everything is fine.We have a bonfire ceremony planned. There’s a newsletter. We’re soft now.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Unclench Me Softly. To get started finding Unclench Me Softly, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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