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Dracula's a BUMMER, Man: A Novel of DUDE Horror

Gary Clemenceau

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Description:“This vamp aggression will not stand, man! Stoner-Gothic LEBOWSKIAN chaos in a DUDE-homage retelling of Bram Stoker’s Dracula! Book your summer trip. Ride the weird. Bring garlic.” ~ Kates McFadden"THE definitive high school (and college) version of Dracula." ~ Ray Thomas Baker============================================================================================== This is a gothic STONER novel. You may become addicted. Or bite something. Whatever.==============================================================================================So, right. Blurb time, yo. Ok — this dude, The OTHER Dude — T.O.D., right? Todd Harker. Gets a little roasted and heads out to some gnarly castle where they’re all vibin’ on, like, a different plane, man. He's just helping this very uncool Count-dude snag some sketchy London real estate. Chill gig, right? Spooky mansion, weird vibes, spicy food, lots of sesh-time... but Count Drippy McChompface? Yeah — turns out he’s more bloodsucking naked creepula than classy euro-aristo. (That sure seems familiar, yo.)What follows is a full brain-taco ride through fog, fear, blood, bats, repressionistas, trephination, and a screaming nihilist. Your basic Tuesday. Not a chill outing, man. This isn’t just a book — it’s a vibe. Heavy on the spooky, light on the plot. Crypt-ic, dude. So yeah — go do the thing. Ghost, coast, and toast. From parody master Gary Clemenceau, the only guy brave enough to give Dracula a bong and a landlord complex.Dracula's a BUMMER, man — a real trip through the dark side.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Dracula's a BUMMER, Man: A Novel of DUDE Horror. To get started finding Dracula's a BUMMER, Man: A Novel of DUDE Horror, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Description: “This vamp aggression will not stand, man! Stoner-Gothic LEBOWSKIAN chaos in a DUDE-homage retelling of Bram Stoker’s Dracula! Book your summer trip. Ride the weird. Bring garlic.” ~ Kates McFadden"THE definitive high school (and college) version of Dracula." ~ Ray Thomas Baker============================================================================================== This is a gothic STONER novel. You may become addicted. Or bite something. Whatever.==============================================================================================So, right. Blurb time, yo. Ok — this dude, The OTHER Dude — T.O.D., right? Todd Harker. Gets a little roasted and heads out to some gnarly castle where they’re all vibin’ on, like, a different plane, man. He's just helping this very uncool Count-dude snag some sketchy London real estate. Chill gig, right? Spooky mansion, weird vibes, spicy food, lots of sesh-time... but Count Drippy McChompface? Yeah — turns out he’s more bloodsucking naked creepula than classy euro-aristo. (That sure seems familiar, yo.)What follows is a full brain-taco ride through fog, fear, blood, bats, repressionistas, trephination, and a screaming nihilist. Your basic Tuesday. Not a chill outing, man. This isn’t just a book — it’s a vibe. Heavy on the spooky, light on the plot. Crypt-ic, dude. So yeah — go do the thing. Ghost, coast, and toast. From parody master Gary Clemenceau, the only guy brave enough to give Dracula a bong and a landlord complex.Dracula's a BUMMER, man — a real trip through the dark side.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Dracula's a BUMMER, Man: A Novel of DUDE Horror. To get started finding Dracula's a BUMMER, Man: A Novel of DUDE Horror, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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