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The Stiff

Timothy H. Sexton

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Description:Meet Jersey Turnpike Littleton.Known in the industry--by which is meant the business--as "The Stiff."Nobody plays dead bodies better than the Stiff. When it comes to true crime shows, especially, she is nearing legendary status before she's turned 30. But let's let her speak for herself:“We had this kind of overlook out in this woodsy area where we used to play. It was kind of scary as a kid but if I took you out there now you’d just laugh that we were scared because it really wasn’t scary at all, even to most of us kids at the time but sometimes it could be, you know? The truth is that I don’t really even remember what we were playing. I mean we were just goofing around the way kids that age goof around when they aren’t doing just their normal goofing around. I think because it was the day after Thanksgiving and you know how that is when you’re a kid. It’s like the worst day of the holiday season except for the day after Christmas, I mean, what with eating nothing but leftovers and the stupid shopping trips and nothing on TV and nothing to do. So that’s probably why we were out there doing what we did but I really don’t remember exactly what the did was that we were doing. Well, once I realized it wasn’t just some stupid useless goof of a talent and that I could actually make money doing it, I started getting serious and practicing all different kinds of things. Okay, well, to start with, I made the really stupid mistake of thinking that a scuba diver could help me learn, right? Only I didn’t stop to think that scuba means air tanks and if you have air tanks you already have breath tanks so why conserve your own breath tanks, right? Besides which, who needs an instructor to learn how to hold your breath? You just hold it and next thing you know you’re holding it longer than you held it. My longer than I did is almost five minutes but I didn’t feel too good so in the after I try not to let my held it last as long and so since then in the after my held it is usually about minute less than longer. Same with the eyes. You just have to sort of train yourself, you know? Once you start trying to keep them open you actually start to realize that you really do blink a whole lot more times a day than you need to but the problem is that when you begin to notice that how often it becomes too often more than it was before and so in the after you have to not notice how often while at the same time not doing it as often in the after. Practicing is the story of my life. Yeah. Sorry. I’ve been told that it’s sometimes kind of hard to follow my conversation but I still don’t really get it because my conversation is just like anybody else’s except that maybe I use a few words differently."We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Stiff. To get started finding The Stiff, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Pages: 273

Format: PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition

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Release: 2025

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Description: Meet Jersey Turnpike Littleton.Known in the industry--by which is meant the business--as "The Stiff."Nobody plays dead bodies better than the Stiff. When it comes to true crime shows, especially, she is nearing legendary status before she's turned 30. But let's let her speak for herself:“We had this kind of overlook out in this woodsy area where we used to play. It was kind of scary as a kid but if I took you out there now you’d just laugh that we were scared because it really wasn’t scary at all, even to most of us kids at the time but sometimes it could be, you know? The truth is that I don’t really even remember what we were playing. I mean we were just goofing around the way kids that age goof around when they aren’t doing just their normal goofing around. I think because it was the day after Thanksgiving and you know how that is when you’re a kid. It’s like the worst day of the holiday season except for the day after Christmas, I mean, what with eating nothing but leftovers and the stupid shopping trips and nothing on TV and nothing to do. So that’s probably why we were out there doing what we did but I really don’t remember exactly what the did was that we were doing. Well, once I realized it wasn’t just some stupid useless goof of a talent and that I could actually make money doing it, I started getting serious and practicing all different kinds of things. Okay, well, to start with, I made the really stupid mistake of thinking that a scuba diver could help me learn, right? Only I didn’t stop to think that scuba means air tanks and if you have air tanks you already have breath tanks so why conserve your own breath tanks, right? Besides which, who needs an instructor to learn how to hold your breath? You just hold it and next thing you know you’re holding it longer than you held it. My longer than I did is almost five minutes but I didn’t feel too good so in the after I try not to let my held it last as long and so since then in the after my held it is usually about minute less than longer. Same with the eyes. You just have to sort of train yourself, you know? Once you start trying to keep them open you actually start to realize that you really do blink a whole lot more times a day than you need to but the problem is that when you begin to notice that how often it becomes too often more than it was before and so in the after you have to not notice how often while at the same time not doing it as often in the after. Practicing is the story of my life. Yeah. Sorry. I’ve been told that it’s sometimes kind of hard to follow my conversation but I still don’t really get it because my conversation is just like anybody else’s except that maybe I use a few words differently."We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Stiff. To get started finding The Stiff, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
Our library is the biggest of these that have literally hundreds of thousands of different products represented.

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