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Things End Badly or Else They Don't End: A Depressing Funny Nihilistic Memoir about Alcoholism, Love, Hookers, a Midlife Crisis, Suicide, Divorce, and the Absurdity of the Human Condition

Chase Samuels

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Description:Chase is a Wall Street CPA who has been following the simple rules of life; college, marriage, kids, and a colonial in the suburbs. Chase still carries a torch for his ex-girlfriend Shona. As his marriage falls apart, Chase begins stalking Shona in Connecticut, culminating in a passionate affair. Chase starts drinking heavily, develops pancreatitis, goes to counseling, joins AA, but can't control his drinking and self loathing and attempts to take his own life. He wakes up in the hospital with a severe spinal injury. The prognosis seems grim and even though his wife tries to pull the plug on him, Chase musters the strength to survive and leaves the hospital to divorce papers greeting him at home. With his new life in front of him, Chase attempts to write his memoirs in order to figure out where it all went wrong. Chase attempts to make sense of his marriage, his affection for hookers, his love for Shona, his alcoholism, and his suicide attempt. However, Chase returns to what he knows best, alcohol, self-loathing, and hookers, and we follow Chase as he tries to regain his bowel movements, jumps into the erectile dysfunction debates, deals with his hatred of Tom Brady, questions whether there is a black hooker conspiracy in North Jersey, advocates for the end of small penis shaming, and vacations in the Caribbean with his new girlfriend. Eventually, Chase is forced to realize the truth about his life.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Things End Badly or Else They Don't End: A Depressing Funny Nihilistic Memoir about Alcoholism, Love, Hookers, a Midlife Crisis, Suicide, Divorce, and the Absurdity of the Human Condition. To get started finding Things End Badly or Else They Don't End: A Depressing Funny Nihilistic Memoir about Alcoholism, Love, Hookers, a Midlife Crisis, Suicide, Divorce, and the Absurdity of the Human Condition, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Pages: 290

Format: PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Release: 2018

ISBN: 1986874796

Description: Chase is a Wall Street CPA who has been following the simple rules of life; college, marriage, kids, and a colonial in the suburbs. Chase still carries a torch for his ex-girlfriend Shona. As his marriage falls apart, Chase begins stalking Shona in Connecticut, culminating in a passionate affair. Chase starts drinking heavily, develops pancreatitis, goes to counseling, joins AA, but can't control his drinking and self loathing and attempts to take his own life. He wakes up in the hospital with a severe spinal injury. The prognosis seems grim and even though his wife tries to pull the plug on him, Chase musters the strength to survive and leaves the hospital to divorce papers greeting him at home. With his new life in front of him, Chase attempts to write his memoirs in order to figure out where it all went wrong. Chase attempts to make sense of his marriage, his affection for hookers, his love for Shona, his alcoholism, and his suicide attempt. However, Chase returns to what he knows best, alcohol, self-loathing, and hookers, and we follow Chase as he tries to regain his bowel movements, jumps into the erectile dysfunction debates, deals with his hatred of Tom Brady, questions whether there is a black hooker conspiracy in North Jersey, advocates for the end of small penis shaming, and vacations in the Caribbean with his new girlfriend. Eventually, Chase is forced to realize the truth about his life.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Things End Badly or Else They Don't End: A Depressing Funny Nihilistic Memoir about Alcoholism, Love, Hookers, a Midlife Crisis, Suicide, Divorce, and the Absurdity of the Human Condition. To get started finding Things End Badly or Else They Don't End: A Depressing Funny Nihilistic Memoir about Alcoholism, Love, Hookers, a Midlife Crisis, Suicide, Divorce, and the Absurdity of the Human Condition, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Things End Badly or Else They Don't End: A Depressing Funny Nihilistic Memoir about Alcoholism, Love, Hookers, a Midlife Crisis, Suicide, Divorce, and the Absurdity of the Human Condition

Things End Badly or Else They Don't End: A Depressing Funny Nihilistic Memoir about Alcoholism, Love, Hookers, a Midlife Crisis, Suicide, Divorce, and the Absurdity of the Human Condition

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