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The Twelve Labours of, umm, Brian (Brian Helsing: The World's Unlikeliest Vampire Hunter: Mission #12)

Gareth K. Pengelly
4.9/5 (17040 ratings)
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Description:It's easy enough, making a deal with the devil. The real fun begins when you have to make good on your end of the bargain.Bacchus, the eternally inebriated God of Wine, wants to make amends with dear papa Zeus before the bearded one goes into retirement. Whatever retirement is for a god. Probably involves gardening. Or Bingo, maybe.Unfortunately, Bacchus, thanks to his debauched ways, is banished from Olympus, and to gain an audience with the big man he needs Brian's help.Twelve Labours must be undertaken, each wackier and more stress-inducing than the last. Twelve Labours that will require Brian to use his brains, rather than his brawn. Which is good, because he doesn't have much of the latter. Unfortunately, he's not that blessed with the former, either.... Whoopsie.With only fourteen days to complete a dozen Herculean tasks, Brian and the gang must don their togas and grab their litter-pickers as they face:Flatulent dogs!Bendy-legged twats!People-who-think-they're-policeman-but-actually-aren't!Confusing thoughts about their own sexuality!But no hydras, ironically enough. Then again, one hydra is more than enough for one year, thank-you-very-much.So pour yourself a glass of Ouzo and join Brian, Gertie, Heimlich and Neil as they charge headlong into mayhem in Mission 12: The Twelve Labours of, umm, Brian!+++Warning: This book contains scenes of vegan food. Also, there's actually some pretty sad parts, so, you know, be ready. Don't want to cry in front of your cool mates, do you? They'll think you're a wuss. And you ain't no wuss - you read Brian Helsing books, which scientists have actually confirmed makes you the very MANLIEST of men! Even if you're a woman.+++We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Twelve Labours of, umm, Brian (Brian Helsing: The World's Unlikeliest Vampire Hunter: Mission #12). To get started finding The Twelve Labours of, umm, Brian (Brian Helsing: The World's Unlikeliest Vampire Hunter: Mission #12), you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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The Twelve Labours of, umm, Brian (Brian Helsing: The World's Unlikeliest Vampire Hunter: Mission #12)

Gareth K. Pengelly
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Description: It's easy enough, making a deal with the devil. The real fun begins when you have to make good on your end of the bargain.Bacchus, the eternally inebriated God of Wine, wants to make amends with dear papa Zeus before the bearded one goes into retirement. Whatever retirement is for a god. Probably involves gardening. Or Bingo, maybe.Unfortunately, Bacchus, thanks to his debauched ways, is banished from Olympus, and to gain an audience with the big man he needs Brian's help.Twelve Labours must be undertaken, each wackier and more stress-inducing than the last. Twelve Labours that will require Brian to use his brains, rather than his brawn. Which is good, because he doesn't have much of the latter. Unfortunately, he's not that blessed with the former, either.... Whoopsie.With only fourteen days to complete a dozen Herculean tasks, Brian and the gang must don their togas and grab their litter-pickers as they face:Flatulent dogs!Bendy-legged twats!People-who-think-they're-policeman-but-actually-aren't!Confusing thoughts about their own sexuality!But no hydras, ironically enough. Then again, one hydra is more than enough for one year, thank-you-very-much.So pour yourself a glass of Ouzo and join Brian, Gertie, Heimlich and Neil as they charge headlong into mayhem in Mission 12: The Twelve Labours of, umm, Brian!+++Warning: This book contains scenes of vegan food. Also, there's actually some pretty sad parts, so, you know, be ready. Don't want to cry in front of your cool mates, do you? They'll think you're a wuss. And you ain't no wuss - you read Brian Helsing books, which scientists have actually confirmed makes you the very MANLIEST of men! Even if you're a woman.+++We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Twelve Labours of, umm, Brian (Brian Helsing: The World's Unlikeliest Vampire Hunter: Mission #12). To get started finding The Twelve Labours of, umm, Brian (Brian Helsing: The World's Unlikeliest Vampire Hunter: Mission #12), you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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