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Catakism: A Humorous Purr-Spective on Humankind's Obsession with Cats

Jeff Lazarus
4.9/5 (20621 ratings)
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Description:Does your cat own you? What has caused us to enthrone cats as the most popular pet on the planet? Why do we devote so much of our time and income to grooming, feeding, coddling, photographing, praising, providing laps for, and "entertaining" our cats? If an anthropologist from outer space were to study our civilization objectively, would she not conclude that our devotion to Cat amounted to nothing less than a full-blown religion? Would she be wrong?Catakism, the belief system, is rooted in a bold premise: namely, that felines are humanity's biological and spiritual masters. By allowing Man to handle all of Her low-level needs, Cat is free to do the higher-level spiritual work that Man has no time for, such as meditating seventeen hours a day, teleporting into locked rooms and cabinets, communing with disembodied spirits, and reeducating humanity on the true purpose of boxes, bags, and keyboards.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Catakism: A Humorous Purr-Spective on Humankind's Obsession with Cats. To get started finding Catakism: A Humorous Purr-Spective on Humankind's Obsession with Cats, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Pages
184
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PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition
Publisher
Skyhorse Publishing
Release
2017
ISBN
1510726470

Catakism: A Humorous Purr-Spective on Humankind's Obsession with Cats

Jeff Lazarus
4.4/5 (1290744 ratings)
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Description: Does your cat own you? What has caused us to enthrone cats as the most popular pet on the planet? Why do we devote so much of our time and income to grooming, feeding, coddling, photographing, praising, providing laps for, and "entertaining" our cats? If an anthropologist from outer space were to study our civilization objectively, would she not conclude that our devotion to Cat amounted to nothing less than a full-blown religion? Would she be wrong?Catakism, the belief system, is rooted in a bold premise: namely, that felines are humanity's biological and spiritual masters. By allowing Man to handle all of Her low-level needs, Cat is free to do the higher-level spiritual work that Man has no time for, such as meditating seventeen hours a day, teleporting into locked rooms and cabinets, communing with disembodied spirits, and reeducating humanity on the true purpose of boxes, bags, and keyboards.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Catakism: A Humorous Purr-Spective on Humankind's Obsession with Cats. To get started finding Catakism: A Humorous Purr-Spective on Humankind's Obsession with Cats, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
Our library is the biggest of these that have literally hundreds of thousands of different products represented.
Pages
184
Format
PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition
Publisher
Skyhorse Publishing
Release
2017
ISBN
1510726470

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