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New Moan: The First Book in the Twishite Saga: A Parody

Stephfordy Mayo
4.9/5 (17313 ratings)
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Description:Plenty of overwrought prose and melodramatic angst mark this fang-sharp parody of number-one "New York Times-"bestseller "New Moon""" ""I want to bite you, Heffa. I want to bite you very hard. I'll be gentle, I promise. If you really loved me, you'd let me."" Heffa Lump is just a typical pale 17-year-old who doubts that anyone will ever see her true beauty and needs to grow up and get a life. Fortunately, the Spatula Academy of Fictional Excellence specializes in helping characters from kids' books cross over into adult fiction. Unfortunately, she's distracted from her attempts to leave adolescence behind when she meets Teddy Kelledy--an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, is super-strong, and never goes out in daylight. Could he--just maybe--be a vampire? (Hint: totally.) Soon, Heffa finds herself harassed by supernatural forces on all sides: "Will she be able to narrate herself out of danger? Will Teddy learn that being with a girl doesn't always have to be about biting? And what will happen when the New Moan rises?" A tale of first love, painful longing, and even more painful pointy teeth, "New Moan" is a hilarious parody of the phenomenon that is Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight "saga.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with New Moan: The First Book in the Twishite Saga: A Parody. To get started finding New Moan: The First Book in the Twishite Saga: A Parody, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
Our library is the biggest of these that have literally hundreds of thousands of different products represented.
Pages
220
Format
PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition
Publisher
Michael O'Mara Books
Release
2010
ISBN
1843174960

New Moan: The First Book in the Twishite Saga: A Parody

Stephfordy Mayo
4.4/5 (1290744 ratings)
Read Now Download now ⏭ listen AudioBook
Description: Plenty of overwrought prose and melodramatic angst mark this fang-sharp parody of number-one "New York Times-"bestseller "New Moon""" ""I want to bite you, Heffa. I want to bite you very hard. I'll be gentle, I promise. If you really loved me, you'd let me."" Heffa Lump is just a typical pale 17-year-old who doubts that anyone will ever see her true beauty and needs to grow up and get a life. Fortunately, the Spatula Academy of Fictional Excellence specializes in helping characters from kids' books cross over into adult fiction. Unfortunately, she's distracted from her attempts to leave adolescence behind when she meets Teddy Kelledy--an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, is super-strong, and never goes out in daylight. Could he--just maybe--be a vampire? (Hint: totally.) Soon, Heffa finds herself harassed by supernatural forces on all sides: "Will she be able to narrate herself out of danger? Will Teddy learn that being with a girl doesn't always have to be about biting? And what will happen when the New Moan rises?" A tale of first love, painful longing, and even more painful pointy teeth, "New Moan" is a hilarious parody of the phenomenon that is Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight "saga.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with New Moan: The First Book in the Twishite Saga: A Parody. To get started finding New Moan: The First Book in the Twishite Saga: A Parody, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
Our library is the biggest of these that have literally hundreds of thousands of different products represented.
Pages
220
Format
PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition
Publisher
Michael O'Mara Books
Release
2010
ISBN
1843174960

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